My parents both died in a fire when I was sixteen. Ever since then, I've been terrified of fire. I don't even like to date Afreets, even though my mom was one.

I think they loved me.

I think they're the only ones who have ever loved me.

[Locked to Dave]
YO.

Omg so life has been a WHIRLWIND of... life in the past couple of weeks.

Remember the apartment you took me to after my birthday? IT WASN'T ACTUALLY MINE. Well. It might have been at the time, I don't really know when the eviction notice was posted. BUT ANYWAY I slept in Grant Park a couple of nights and then this really nice guy offered to take me to the Kashtta.

SO I'M AT THE KASHTTA. ARE YOU HERE? It's been ages. :)

[Locked to Castiel]
So I'm thiiiiiiiiiis close to getting my hands on a copy of The Godfather. Like seriously this close. I'm staying at the Kashtta Tower now, and unless I fuck up REALLY BADLY I'll still be there for a while. JUST KEEPING YOU POSTED. MOVIE NIGHT SHOULD BE SOON.

IT IS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY, Y'ALL.

DO YOU WANNA KNOW HOW OLD I AM?

GUESS.

I'LL PUT IT BEHIND A CUT.

( COME ON. GUESS. )

SO THERE'S GONNA BE A PARTY. HERE'S THE ADDRESS. [The address is scribbled here.]

EVERYONE HAS TO COME. EVERYONE.

<33333333333

TRIN

[OOC: Backdated to yesterday. I suck at posting.]

OMG. OMG. OMG OMG OMG.

So I totally don't own a calender or anything like that. I owned one once, but then it got all covered with slobber and I just had to pitch it. Whatever. Anyway.

So I was out walking and I was just, like. Casually watching one of those flashy billboard things, and one had, like. The weather or whatever on it--can you BELIEVE how fucking hot it is outside?--and it also had the date.

Guys. TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY. HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY TO MEEE!

I wanna drink. Who wants to drink? PARTY!!!

If you need anything from me--questions about canon, criticism, requests for one off, plotting, whatever you want, comment here and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.

That is, if you can't reach me at my AIM screenname (fangirlai), through my personal journal (yetregressing) or through email (mjmgeek [at] buckeye-access.com).

I just watched the BEST TV SHOW EVER, GUYS.

Seriously. It had Rifts! And this guy got, like, CHOPPED UP IN ONE. So badass. Seriously. And there were kids! It was like a cute family film everyone can enjoy!

Five thumbs up for this one.

Guess what.

You promised me a trip to the library. Well we're taking the trip. Bring your girlfriend. Bring whoever. And give me a time. But we gotta do this, 'cause your life is that much worse without Dr. Suess in it.

So help me god we're doing this meme.

MY CHARACTERS HAVE TAKEN VERITASERUM. This means that no matter what THEY CANNOT LIE. Got that? CANNOT.

Clearly we must use this moment for evil.

Just as a reminder, my characters ARE: MICHAEL VAUGHN, GLADYS, SCOUT, TRINITY MCFASATER, CHANCE ADAMS, MIKE MCGILL. Have at, fokls. ASK THEM ANYTHING. THEY WILL HAVE TO ANSWER TRUTHFULLY.

Essentially snatched from humanmapquest, though reworded.